- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

eoin burgin is fat

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call an arab ?

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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