- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

poopy is poopy

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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