Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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