- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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