How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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HOLY COW!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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