- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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