John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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