- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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