- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Your gay

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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