- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

punchline below punchline above

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

How did th-A fridge.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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