- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Pull my finger ouch..

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Women's rights

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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