what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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learn. advance!

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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