a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I went to work today....

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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