Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Haha, I get it..

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

girls basketball

Penis

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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