God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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I am quite mature.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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