What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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