How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Where are you going Your house

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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