- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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