Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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