If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Boxing on Boxing Day

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

dry handjob

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What's your guys names?

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