Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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