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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anthony sucks

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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