Bitch

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Rebecca Black

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Swag.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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