Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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boys

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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