What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Obama

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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420

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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