- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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