- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

what is orange? an orange

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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