Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Mooses

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Matthew Baker

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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ure mama's so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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