- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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