- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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