What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Your Mom The End.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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