- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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