Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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