- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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