What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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