- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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