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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

How many light bulbs? 1

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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