- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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