What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Cheese

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Once, I went to Peru.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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