- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Chris is hairy

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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