How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

women rights

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Obama

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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