Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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