- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

I hate Jews The Holocaust

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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