Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

THE GAME

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Women's Rights

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why didn't he finish his

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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