- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Me Neither.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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