What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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