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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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