- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Your girlfriend.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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