- Anti Joke

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

You bumder!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

I like the color potato.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.