- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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