- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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