Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Caolan and Eamon

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

13 =B you just learned something

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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