What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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