- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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