how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

a irish man walks past a bar

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Women's Rights

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

THE GAME

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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