What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

your face

a man makes a bad joke

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

knock knock who's there? your destiny

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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