Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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matt is fat

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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