Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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THE GAME

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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matt is fat

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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