What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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