What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

A man walks into a vagina

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...