Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Neither did she.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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