- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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