Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

irish man drinking john smiths

YO FACE

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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