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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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