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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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