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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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