Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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