- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

taking out the trash... at night

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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