Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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