What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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