- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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