Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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