- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's the difference between a duck?

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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