- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Once upon a time

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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